After a string of crushing personal and professional humiliations, Jack Lee accepts that at age 39 he is a failure. Worst of all, he's let down his selfless immigrant parents. To get back on track, Jack reaches out to others: an almost famous guru, a respected arts administrator, and two fellow computer programmers, all of whom have problems of their own.

A husband is blackmailed by 3 lesbian bikers after they spot him having sex with another woman in a convertible. They then take the man's wife out for a picnic and some nude motorcycle riding. The husband finds some male bikers and together they try to save his wife from becoming a lesbian biker.

　　Double agent Picasso Trigger is assassinated in Paris by double-crossing bad guy Miguel Ortiz. Then Ortiz begins eliminating agents of The Agency who were involved in his brother's death. The Agency (belatedly) springs into action to stop Ortiz' heinous activities. The usual gunplay, romance, and nifty toys with bombs ensue.

　　T & A高中开始一个新的性喜剧传统，五个男孩因为贞洁公主Busch而被关在小屋子里面。Rick穿着医生的制服，对高中新入校学生进行乳房检查。Brent在法文课上被取消性单纯。Melvin在肉柜里面手淫时被抓住。Howie重新设置了镜子以便可以看到啦啦队在排练后的裙底风光。Tim被恶搞进入了女值班室，每一个人都由于单纯被愚弄。他们想要报复。每一个人都想剥夺别人的处子之身，但是都归于失败。他们唯一与其学校他人一起合作的机会是把她弄到家里做游戏。

熟女Edith和熟男George在带自己的孩子来Middleton做admission tour时相识，并擦出了爱的火花......