Les Hackel (Marsters) is a guy down on his luck who wakes to find an explosive device has been implanted in his neck. He must carry out heinous crimes in order to stay alive while trying to identify the mastermind manipulating the now twisted and strange world around him.

影片围绕一个古堡及古堡中的吸血鬼展开，由于种种原因，他们最后陷入和吸血鬼无法区分的尴尬境地，是他们恶搞了吸血鬼还是被吸血鬼恶搞了一把？